May...in like February, out like January? Or no. Wait. I think it's April showers bring even wetter, freeze-your-ass-off May showers. Showers beget showers, I suppose.
I am freezing. Literally. My dog is typing this because my fingers are icicles.
This weather really blows. Running out of things to do with an 11-month-old who cannot sit still*. Who cares if I haven't been to the gym in months? Just reading a book to this kid burns 270 calories. I need to down two energy drinks just to get him dressed. So, no, we can't just stay inside and play quietly. It just sucks because we'd been getting into a nice pattern of long walks, hours at the park, exploring. And now. We're back in our snowsuits waiting for the sun to come out.
Okay. Enough complaining. For those of you in warmer climates, enjoy your Memorial Day weekend. Here in New York, we're having a do-over for President's Day.
*It's not his fault. If you look up 11-month-old in the dictionary, it says cannot sit still: see toddler.