Overheard at the store
Mother to child in shopping cart: Sit down right now.
Child: Why?
Mother: Because you can't stand while I push this.
Child: Why?
Mother: Because you could fall and crack your head open...and then my vacation would be ruined.
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Overheard on the beach
My own son: Shark check email?
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And finally, it is a sad, sad day in a young woman's life when she no longer gets carded in Massachusetts.
Noht gehtin' cahrded in Mass is wicked raaare.
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Shark get carded in Massachusetts?
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Have you checked out Louis CK's stuff about "why?" from his child/parenting?
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